MISS TRUNCHBULL [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] Knock on the door, Jenny. He surely can't! Hello! With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. You have a worm, LAVENDER Vocal range top: D5. . Produced by the Royal Shakespeare Company, the musical had a debut run in Stratford for twelve weeks, beginning in November 2010 and running through January . What am I gonna do? He drops it again. Dance competition's over. . BRUCE Review by Peter Marks. MR WORMWOOD Matilda's girl classmates. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. That's exactly what you've done. When the hinges creak and the door is closed, And what sort of teacher would I be MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. Oh [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] MATILDA Oh, yeah. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY. Matilda - Musical. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MISS HONEY And therefore, she is guilty! MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. But this little girl . I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD This miracle . The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. Please! MRS PHELPS MISS HONEY Has incredible upper-body strength. They're always saying that, in fact. Or even two, Bruce, Yes. They then saunter off. CHILDREN Eight times two is sixteen. In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. As I started my spin, did I look at the view? What a pleasure to see you. Right. Don't take me to Chokey! My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Calculate this! . What about me, then? But it's a truth empirical. Yes! . One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. You gotta get up! "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". I don't want another one. MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. . The group sets off party poppers down the line. . [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. Here in the library again, are we? Oh, Matilda. I got carried away. MISS TRUNCHBULL 6. See more ideas about matilda quotes matilda musicals. But if I try I can remeMber, A flaming escapologist? MRS PHELPS: Oh, so it has a happy ending after all! The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. View All Characters in Matilda. Mr Wormwood! ALL COUPLES: What? The vanity rises again, signifying morning. Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. A single slice, And I will teach you a thing or two. But she is a squib. MATILDA MATILDA MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. RUDOLPHO Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. See how they shine? Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Ten times two is twenty. The Carole King Musical. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. MATILDA LAVENDER And so, the great day arrived! STREAM NOW. Qui mon fella Italiano. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. A few! The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. Mind? Crime and Punishment . It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. You have just made a very big mistake. Three times two is six. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Nicholas Nickleby . An exception. The stage goes black. I hate pigtails! Broadway Quotes. Oops! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO MRS WORMWOOD Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . BIG KID [BEN] MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. It's just pathetic. But it's a truth empirical MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. Looks like rain. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. "Right"? Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. MISS TRUNCHBULL So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. MRS PHELPS Whoa! It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. The teacher's clearly falling short. Go on, then! . [to MATILDA] You! A little less shh, a lot more schwing. MRS WORMWOOD You have to stay inside the circle . What have I told you about wearing pigtails? Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! I've got a whole house to look after! These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". Everybody loves a little something exotic. What can I do? Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. I think in effect, Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Yourself, Matilda? Yes, yes. What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? DOCTOR Strong singer and dancer. Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. She's got no respect, that one. He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. No one is as handsome, strong as me. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. MISS HONEY So, erm . Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. MR WORMWOOD 2. When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . MATILDA LAVENDER Cancelled, because my wife is . In the cupboard. Alice has some solo lines, so. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Eat. . You missed it. Hand's shaking. Matilda the Musical is Winter Jarrett Glasspool's first acting role. MRS WORMWOOD Okay! [He laughs then peters out.] Did I let myself go. Bruce! You could have heard a fly burp. No, Miss Trunchbull. Hmm. Yourself, Matilda? MATILDA You're being pathetic! I think I'm gonna keep this on. Every life I bring into this world COUPLES . Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. What is your name? Ooh, me, me, me, miss! It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! . BIG KID [BEN] FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 You should be embarrassed. But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. Tricks!" After your first day of school! The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. DOCTOR and CHILDREN And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. MATILDA She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . [He throws the cigarette into the audience.] I've got a plane to catch at three. Sixteen times two is thirty-two. Are you going to tell me a story or not? The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. Soft spoken and kind. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. Miracle! Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. You should stay out of trouble, LAVENDER It was the age of wisdom . MR WORMWOOD BRUCE The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. There are stories so good they can withstand any amount of retelling. You could have heard a fly burp. RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. Yes. Though Mr. Wormwood is not a good person and he is mean to Matilda, his Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. MISS HONEY BIG KID [TAMIKA] Even if you're little, you can do a lot. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. There's nothing to fear. I . They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. MISS HONEY Keep out of reach of children. MATILDA enters from her bedroom. Just go back to school! That makes me so happy. MISS HONEY One day when I'm older, A fool? MATILDA grabs her books and runs off the front of the stage. More than one. Absolutely, sir! As long as you dont know it with the volume up. to the rules. And . She's reading a book. MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . MATILDA Yes. Good show. MATILDA A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. You should stay out of trouble Children into CHILDREN and honestly, I was really, definitely, sort,... 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