Roy Mustang is sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter and defeat the Lightning, a mysterious villain who pulled the strings of both Father and the Homunculi and Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Power is Control by Rikuriroxa. Or could it be something more? Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting. .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{vertical-align:middle}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} Dumbledore always said that Harrys strength was his ability to love. I tried to tell her to wait till you got home to talk to you about it, but shes just so livid-. It was always best not to attract the attention of anyone in the room, even those that his father once considered friends. I'LL FLAY THAT BITCH ALIVE AND USE HER AS A MESSAGE TO THE MINISTRY!". Harry grabbed hold of some of the sheets on Ron's bed and motioned for Draco to do the same. When it is opened, the sender's voice, which has been magically magnified to a deafening volume, bellows a message at the recipient and then self-destructs itself by burning. "Dobby!" Do you think I could be one too?!" Once bright and opulent, the manor now felt like a shell of its former self. "Lily, school rules are meant to be broken." Ron, Hermione, and I are so proud.". The Weasley owl, Errol, was perched atop a bowl of fruits, too tired to fly up to the owlery. "How may Dobby help Master Harry?" Hi, I'm looking for any fic where Harry writes/exchange letters with Voldy. "I was sure if mum and dad sent a howler that Tawny would too." While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. Except that this time, Fred and George are with them on it. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! But youre about to be in really big trouble, Sirius., Sirius felt his annoyance fade, cold dread taking its place. The Hat had asked him where he wanted to go, it asked what he wanted. left kudos on this work! Dobby nodded and flashed over to where Lord Voldemort was. yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. She was with Ginny the entire time." She knows everything that happens in these stories thanks to her first life, and will try her hardest to change as many fates as possible while getting to revel in the joy and happiness of being not only in her favorite story ever, but also just in the joy of being surrounded by magic. When Harry and the others left, the Death Eaters were waiting. Follow her nefarious plots, and Harry's desperate attempts at avoiding being manipulated by someone in the shadows. #dobby #dracomalfoy #drarry #harry #harrypotter #hermione #hogwarts #lordvoldemort #luciusmalfoy #ron #ronweasley #snape #umbridge Lily and Harry are taken away to a safe spot. October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. He was supposed to follow them, was supposed to be like them. Not a school rule! "He could have been expelled! /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/IdCard.ea0ac1df4e6491a16d39_.css.map*/._2JU2WQDzn5pAlpxqChbxr7{height:16px;margin-right:8px;width:16px}._3E45je-29yDjfFqFcLCXyH{margin-top:16px}._13YtS_rCnVZG1ns2xaCalg{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._1m5fPZN4q3vKVg9SgU43u2{margin-top:12px}._17A-IdW3j1_fI_pN-8tMV-{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:8px;margin-right:5px}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY{border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;letter-spacing:0;line-height:16px;padding:3px 10px;text-transform:none}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY:focus{outline:unset} "That is a howler, My Lord, I suggest you open it before it explodes. Hey guys, Any of you guys know a fanfic where Harry sends a letter to Voldemort either out of surrender, boredom or something similar? The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. "I know it may be a lot to take in but-" Dumbledore began but before he could the Great Hall erupted in to cheers. Thanks in advance! He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. #ron It was the first night since Harry's birth that there were no children about the Potter house and the two men were intending to make use of this opportunity to down a few Firewhiskeys. Finding his spot next to father and mother, Draco sat down, staring resolutely ahead of himself. he responded offhandedly. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! "I'll write it." . Peter never had time to sell the Potters out to Voldemort before he was shipped to Azkaban. I WANT YOU TO WRITE AN APOLOGY TO THE WEASLEYS IMMEDIATELY! In my mind, this was way funnier than what I actually wrote, but I never claimed to be funny, so thats on you. Ron is not the only one who gets a howler from his mum, Harry got his own from the men who raise him since his parents die, uncle Moony and uncle Padfoot were not happy after they received a letter from Dumbledore letting them know the incident with Arthur Weasleys bewitched car. That would mean that Neville would have been the Chosen One instead and that would also mean that Harry would still have his parents and Sirius. NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! Harry already knowing what he was gonna say just smiled and nodded. But I especially hope she doesn't send me a howler! They're eluding you too, Draco thought to himself before locking down his thoughts once more. 18 pages September 3, 2017 djbrodiekay . "So Harry how did you relieve your stress?" On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. Turning of the Times by thenoacat (noaacat). But he has a secret: he is actually a she, who has fallen for Raph! kira2127, Sepponen, napulamp, Pikiniki, Imdefinitelya10, What_is_life4, BabyWhite, albuspotter, Sunfaedayze, ErroryChi, hannnom, HollowsArchivist, eggblob, flyingspaceships, RiverMelody, boysenberry, aroacenerd, Mystery0028, Mandarijn81, not_all_nerds_wear_glasses, HouseofSecrets, KriLati, Shortsandramblings, InsomniaOverlord, bookworm5546, Pypersong, LoamyBoxOfSand, Elred001, LettyFan, teamjhw, magnaparva, cleverqueen, Kay_K3y, DiAlmond, shuturfudge, AGoodBean117, like_totally_whatever, Merzi, YourFavFanficFan, IsabellaMortacettem, ChibiNanbaka20, Saltysnake_here, LenschgerlWrites, the_real_lord_grim, champp66, Letmerest, Gore111, Astral_and_Opal, abyssgazesalso, Ebony_Shadow, and 227 more users Lucius responded. It made his body shake. Harry Potter coming out via Howler to his mother-figure professor McGonagall (and the whole school because it's at dinner and.. why not i guess?). ", The howler then turned to ash and the room was silent. Helena Potter, Harry's younger sister, eyed the owl wearily but she continued to eat . Work Search: 1050. "Greggory! James headed over to study table and enchanted a piece of parchment. Once a grand space used for hosting Christmas balls, the room was now used as a meeting location for the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harrys strength was compassion? #drarry It still wasnt enough. First catagory is Harry centric (first completed works, then works in progress or abandoned), then Harry Hermione . Not the main focus, but the whole fic is in a SMS-style. YOU ARE TRULY WORTHY OF MY NAME! Voldemort sends harry a howler. Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. Soon the trio made their way out of the dorm and down to the common room. Govad flew off instantly, a bad omen in Harry's opinion. "Of course you can [N/n]!" Add to library 11 Discussion 15 Suggest tags. I was in a bad mood and Umbridge is a lovely victim. If He Lived (Harry Potter FanFiction) Fanfiction. The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss. "Lucky," Ron said, stuffing a piece of toast in his mouth. were one of the many statements heard. But he didn't want to be. Harry just nodded again. ", The Dark Lord rose from his chair, glaring down the table at everyone. "W-we're trying, but they're-", "Silencio," The Dark Lord waved his wand at the man flippantly, clearly bored with his excuses. He held up the howler. Pansy, Blaise, and Theo. Voldemort comes back in Harry's 4th year. But how is it possible? AND WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT THE MINISTRY SAYING THAT I'M NOT ALIVE! Voldemort sends harry a howler. Lucius and Snape's face was most horrified about the news of you shagging Draco, it was amusing but please don't mention that again. Acompanhe-nos: bonsall oaks development Facebook. More mature than him, yes. Walburga finds letters from Remus under Sirius' bed and sends him a Howler at Hogwarts. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. Will parody do? and our He stared at the colors he never believed to ever wear because he was supposed to be in green and silver like everyone else in his family. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! Harry Potter; Additional Tags: Crack; Crack Treated Seriously; Howlers (Harry Potter) Language: English Collections: hufflepuffdemiwizard's completed works, i would die for you <3, FunnyFicsForARainyDay, Fics that fuelled my HP obsession, Fics To Save, S.T.I.L.L., Harry and Co Stats: Published: 2021-10-27 Words: 1265 Chapters: 1/1 he asked. "After all that I've done for you, you'd better share whatever sweets you get from Mum." Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. ", "HOW DARE YOU TAKE OVER THE MINISTRY?" "And did you see Ginny and Helena on the train yesterday?" A story of choosing someone over everything else; of fighting the whole world for the one you love. Draco could feel the manor's magic twist as the wards let something through. Browse through and read howler fanfiction stories and books. The howler was growing in size and Voldemort just looked at it distastefully, "Lucius what is that?" Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. (Lil' drarry) Been dobbing on me to mummy, have you? Regulus, what kind of trouble? Sirius repeated, his rapidly-growing panic causing his voice to raise. Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. so i thought why not come out via howler? YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR GODFATHER AND ME ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GET BACK FOR CHRISTMAS. "We'll talk to him when he gets back during Christmas.". Harry looked down and saw that one was from his mom, and one was from Prongs and Padfoot. The trio stared at the bird and Harry took the letter that the owl was tied on to his leg. "But this letter bypassed my own wards.". I was in a bad mood with Umbridge so I decided to kill her off. He snarled as he saw the note and knew that if he tried to leave again today, he'd be seen and Stunned again. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). was heard in response and James could be heard to groan in pain. but then he had to go and sit next to harry potter like an idiot on the train. "Bloody hell, Harry!" It was baffling, as it shouldn't have been possible for anything to pass the manor's wards that hadn't already been approved, let alone the extra wards that The Dark Lord himself added. Reg, he said distastefully. Basically a fic of Wolfstar sending a howler to Harry after his and Ron's stunt with the flying car in Chamber of Secrets. I look plenty scary on my own, I'm not going to say anything about the part where you called me a hot bastard because it's simply disturbing. "Now, now, Bella," The Dark Lord said, "At least Draco has tried to help, which is better than what can be said about others". While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. ._2ik4YxCeEmPotQkDrf9tT5{width:100%}._1DR1r7cWVoK2RVj_pKKyPF,._2ik4YxCeEmPotQkDrf9tT5{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}._1DR1r7cWVoK2RVj_pKKyPF{-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center;max-width:100%}._1CVe5UNoFFPNZQdcj1E7qb{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:4px}._2UOVKq8AASb4UjcU1wrCil{height:28px;width:28px;margin-top:6px}.FB0XngPKpgt3Ui354TbYQ{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:start;align-items:flex-start;-ms-flex-direction:column;flex-direction:column;margin-left:8px;min-width:0}._3tIyrJzJQoNhuwDSYG5PGy{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;width:100%}.TIveY2GD5UQpMI7hBO69I{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;color:var(--newRedditTheme-titleText);white-space:nowrap;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis}.e9ybGKB-qvCqbOOAHfFpF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;width:100%;max-width:100%;margin-top:2px}.y3jF8D--GYQUXbjpSOL5.y3jF8D--GYQUXbjpSOL5{font-weight:400;box-sizing:border-box}._28u73JpPTG4y_Vu5Qute7n{margin-left:4px} "Very well, Harry Potter," The Dark Lord said, vanishing the dust with a wave of his hand. he called out. He opened his mouth, possibly to curse, but he never got that far. . ._1aTW4bdYQHgSZJe7BF2-XV{display:-ms-grid;display:grid;-ms-grid-columns:auto auto 42px;grid-template-columns:auto auto 42px;column-gap:12px}._3b9utyKN3e_kzVZ5ngPqAu,._21RLQh5PvUhC6vOKoFeHUP{font-size:16px;font-weight:500;line-height:20px}._21RLQh5PvUhC6vOKoFeHUP:before{content:"";margin-right:4px;color:#46d160}._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK,._244EzVTQLL3kMNnB03VmxK{display:inline-block;word-break:break-word}._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK{font-weight:500}._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK,._244EzVTQLL3kMNnB03VmxK{font-size:12px;line-height:16px}._244EzVTQLL3kMNnB03VmxK{font-weight:400;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin-top:13px;margin-bottom:2px}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO ._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK{font-size:12px;font-weight:400;line-height:16px;margin-right:4px;margin-left:4px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO .je4sRPuSI6UPjZt_xGz8y{border-radius:4px;box-sizing:border-box;height:21px;width:21px}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO .je4sRPuSI6UPjZt_xGz8y:nth-child(2),._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO .je4sRPuSI6UPjZt_xGz8y:nth-child(3){margin-left:-9px} But obviously they knew Harry was at Privet drive. The Great Hall sat in shock. They devised a plan and Voldemort decided that since he fucked up Harry's life so much, he'll give him a gift. Howler ~A Black Butler Fanfiction. Please consider turning it on! "And even if there was, I'mcurious.". Oh, I mean, Not sending in a friendly half-giant to scare him. That was Potter's voice. He was terrifying to every student but to five girls. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194. Work Search: 245. Harry had little to no sleep that night because of some Noseless bastard giving him nightmares! ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & Harry Potter & James Potter, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Raise Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew didn't betray the Potters, Peter Pettigrew Didn't Betray James Potter and Lily Evans Potter. "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE." The Death Eaters eyed The Dark Lord warily, horror and badly concealed amusement on their faces as they waited to see just how furious he would be. Where a sweet and simple thing, needs to stay that way. Draco Malfoy, not to be outdone, stood up on the Slytherin Table and shouted "I TOO HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!" The room was silent for a second before Lord Voldemort and Lucius yelled in unison, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FILTHY HOUSE ELF/DOBBY". Wholesome Howlers though, but her kids are still left mortified. ", "I know love," James conceded. It would have been right for her to treat him like a second son, but as audiences see, that isn't something that comes easy. Site: [Archive of Our Own][139924219787472:site] | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2012-06-08 | Completed: 2012-06-13 | Words: 107464 | Chapters: 18/18 | Comments: 102 | Kudos: 659 | Bookmarks: 180 | Hits: 22809 | ID: 427653 | Download: [EPUB][139924219787472:epub] or [MOBI][139924219787472:mobi] [139924219787472:site]: http://www.archiveofourown.org/ [139924219787472:epub]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.epub?updated_at=1387610162 [139924219787472:mobi]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.mobi?updated_at=1387610162. Ron and Hermione were terrified to get near him because of all the uncontrollable magic he was leaking, Snape and Umbridge's BULLSHIT wasn't helping the matter. "What kind of example is he going to be setting his sister!" A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Where a mother's best intentions and past insecurities make an appearance. harry potter and the freakish fans of linlithgow 19 3407 . Harry was in a splendid mood that day and had a lovely dream of torturing Umbridge with a lot of different spells. Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. 442. complainers of magical cores. A moment later, Harry was unconscious. October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. I confess myself disappointed.. Harry Potter." (D [Fem!Reader] "YOU WILL LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR SISTER. When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. His dad couldn't be too mad if he sent it under his nickname. So young Harry thought that to compensate, he would get on . A Howler is a scarlet-red letter sent to signify extreme anger or to convey a message very loudly and publicly. "The Chudley Cannons are bound to finish last this year too." So Draco stood straighter and began to put on his tie. Harry greeted, smiling at the blonde. Hermione asked. ~ ~ ~ "It is with great sadness that I must inform you that your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge has been brutally murdered by the Dark Lord. Being a vampire was one thing, but finding out he is an Omega had Harry struggling to see how he would manage to survive this year. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content. A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader) . 135. It's time for breakfast!". And the Hat saw that. A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. The goal: survive at all costs. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILLME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? linkffn(Harry's Twist by Ten Toes) has an open letter to Tom in the Prophet. Privacy Policy. "WHAT A FEAT! Everything was going downhill for Draco, but at the same time, everything seemed brighter. I HOPE YOU KNOW MR. WEASLEY IS FACING AN ENQUIRY AT WORK AND THAT YOUR BRASH ACTIONS HAS NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS ON EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE ENTIRE WIZARDING COMMUNITY. linkffn(12825622). ._1sDtEhccxFpHDn2RUhxmSq{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-flow:row nowrap;flex-flow:row nowrap}._1d4NeAxWOiy0JPz7aXRI64{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}.icon._3tMM22A0evCEmrIk-8z4zO{margin:-2px 8px 0 0} But once the light hit a couple of the boy's faces they awoke. "Oh, I just took Ron's advice to heart." Draco didn't want to lose them, but their parents won't allow them to speak to a blood-traitor. Add to library 70 Discussion 4 Suggest tags. The Slytherin's were hugging Gryffindor's and Hufflepuff's, and the usually calm Ravenclaw's were jumping around stomping their feet. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control. ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} AMAZING! GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE A COWARD!!!!! Join Abigail Nova Black, the half-blood daughter of Sirius Black as she is born into the Wizarding world. The voice boomed, making Draco choke. ._3bX7W3J0lU78fp7cayvNxx{max-width:208px;text-align:center} linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. Harry should have sent him a howler. Injured and crippled, James offers to be the others legs until he recovers. A large fire crackled behind a dragon leather chair, illuminating a large highly furnished study room. "Is that-" "How could he-" "No way-" The Death Eaters whispered amongst themselves, frantically confirming to each other that Potter had sent The Dark Lord a howler. Cookie Notice If Snape isn't there, tell him I think he's a greasy git who needs to grow up and stop hating a dead man's child. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 58,735 | Reviews: 215 | Favs: 1,525 | Follows: 810 | Updated: 5/3/2013 | Published: 3/5/2013 | Status: Complete | id: 9072505 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Hermione G. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Tumblr is a hard place to find Harry Potter fanfiction because it's not searchable the way that ffnet and AO3 are. His father wanted to know whether the tales of the mirror were true and whether Draco could locate the object. If Snape isn't there, tell him I think he's a greasy git who needs to grow up and stop hating a dead man's child.". Please consider turning it on! Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. https://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_Means_War/1__Surprise_Snog/. "At the rate he's going, he's going to break our record Padfoot." Warner Bros. Voldemort is one of the most complex characters in the "Harry Potter" series. and with that Dobby dropped the howler in front Lord Voldemort and popped away. But he'd worry about it later maybe, tomorrow. But sure enough, an owl flew through the room, skimming over the table before dropping a red envelope in front of The Dark Lord. "There are a lot of people who would wish to send me one, of course. Explode it did. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Harry grabbed the red envelope and started his rant, "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! THE FIFTH-YEAR HOWLERS by Norbert for President (Head of the Leprechaun Society, Honorary Mushroom, Fake Order of Merlin - First Class (well, naturally), and Randomly Mad Individual) Chapter One: Hormones and Harry. ", "Well," Ron said twirling his spoon around his cereal, "I take whatever I said back mate.". asked Hermione looking curious. Will The Howler continue its rein of terror or be stopped once and for all? Lord Voldemort was getting on Harry Potter's fifteen year old nerves. But why didn't he? ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} 34. Albus Dumbledore. Time travel fics in Harry Potter fandom. Lily spluttered. The Great Hall erupted in to loud cheers and wolf whistles were heard throughout. I know I've mentioned this one a few times, but there are letters. But he couldn't help the sinking feeling in his gut. a young, sheltered Omega, has been sent away from Malfoy Manor for his own protection. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Victory is felling a powerful opponent. It was possible. The Midnight Howler (a super hero I made up that's awesomer than iron man), Raph's hero and role model, is somehow teleported from his world to Raph's. "HARRY JAMES POTTER!" FLYING OVER THE BLACK LAKE AND THE BOATS THAT YOUR SISTER AND POOR GINNY WEASLEY WERE ON, YOU COULD HAVE RUN THEM INTO THE LAKE WITH THE CAR BY ACCIDENT! . Just one. The Howler That Made Voldemort Kill Umbrdige. 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"CORNEILUS FUDGE IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.". Ron stood up on the Gryffindor table and shouted "PARTY IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM!" Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Neville L. - Words: 674 - Reviews: . Abigail, however, has a very big secret she is keeping from them. 75.8k. "I'm going back now. Harry Potter | Voldemort | Short Stories Humour Completed Sends Howler Shot. EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? In a series of events culminating in Voldemort receiving that letter, Harry discovers what it means to request the aid of a possessive Dark Lord. In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'. 102 guests here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. Post OOTP. Draco winced slightly, keeping his head down as the Dark Lord's red eyes sweeped the room. Lily sighed as she opened it; she sat down to read the letter while rubbing her temples. 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